Tomorrow, When The Chuck Norris Began….

 

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Today on the I Heart The 80′s podcast, we have Alain from the Reverse Thieves and from Insert Disc, Patrick, over to discuss the technical documentary, Invasion USA, starring Chuck Norris and Richard Lynch. It’s more of a how-to for surviving the eventual Communist takeover of America. Because it’s so coming, ya know?

This kicks off our year of Chuck Norris reviews and it also kicks off the return, proper, of the I Heart The 80′s site. I am so sorry for neglecting my fans and listeners and I’ll be doing a mixture of written reviews and podcasts over the next six months or so.

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This documentary contains notions of:

junk_shots

Junk Shots

time_to_die_yet

Is it time to die? Not yet

eddie_jones

Eddie Jones, being a dick

armadillos

The real reason Matt Hunter is fighting the Soviet invaders

nice_place

This is a nice place to live, is it not, Nico?

Filthy_foreign_invaders

Filthy foreigners, coming over here, stealing our jobs, women and Big Macs!

households_roasting

Houses being blown up

houses_blowing_up

Swamp Houses being blown up

cars_by_norris

Cars being blown up

why_yes

Why, yes, I often bring my guns to the supermarket

diet_april_oneil

Diet April O’Neil

taking_it_wellHe doesn’t take setbacks well, does he?

our_ambush

Chuck Norris, detected. Our Ambush is under attack

world_of_tanks_miami_edition

Tanks! Tanks everywhere!

behind_you_rostov

There’s a rocket launcher-carrying Chuck Norris behind me, isn’t there?

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