Today on the I Heart The 80’s podcast, we have Alain from the Reverse Thieves and from Insert Disc, Patrick, over to discuss the technical documentary, Invasion USA, starring Chuck Norris and Richard Lynch. It’s more of a how-to for surviving the eventual Communist takeover of America. Because it’s so coming, ya know?
This kicks off our year of Chuck Norris reviews and it also kicks off the return, proper, of the I Heart The 80’s site. I am so sorry for neglecting my fans and listeners and I’ll be doing a mixture of written reviews and podcasts over the next six months or so.
This documentary contains notions of:
Is it time to die? Not yet
Eddie Jones, being a dick
The real reason Matt Hunter is fighting the Soviet invaders
This is a nice place to live, is it not, Nico?
Filthy foreigners, coming over here, stealing our jobs, women and Big Macs!
Houses being blown up
Swamp Houses being blown up
Cars being blown up
Why, yes, I often bring my guns to the supermarket
Diet April O’Neil
He doesn’t take setbacks well, does he?
Chuck Norris, detected. Our Ambush is under attack
Tanks! Tanks everywhere!
There’s a rocket launcher-carrying Chuck Norris behind me, isn’t there?
- One day, you’ll open your eyes, I’ll be there, and then it’ll be time to die….
- Arse Mortar to the face, Chuck Norris style.